Still keeping up with the project 365... if you are my friend on facebook, you get to see them! :) I'm too lazy to post them everywhere.
Lee and I have been super busy.
Lee is just about finished with his teaching certification. One test and one reflection left. YAY. Almost spring break, he is excited to be off work and class at TAMU. He has been working hard and deserves some time off!
I have been working a ton. I have a great group of volunteers and I feel pretty content with everything there. I got to take today off as some of my comp time. Next week I get to take a few more. Ya!
Lee and I have been planning to take a mini vacation with the dogs for a bit. Super excited. We were hoping to go out of state, but... we are going to pick a few small towns, poke around and be tourists. I'm excited.
I will try to update again soon. :)
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Wish List
Birthday Wish List
- Party Monster (book and DVD)
someone stole my DVD
- New case for my iPod touch (like this)
- Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang (book)
- King Of The Hill Series (already have season 1)
- The Emperor's New Groove (DVD)
- Michael Buble tickets (San Antonio)
- Welcome to the Dollhouse (DVD)
more to come... this is just a wish list
just for fun.
Vet Joke
My dad sent this to me today in an e-mail... shared it with my co-workers, now my loyal readers :)
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250?" she cried, "$250 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $250."
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250?" she cried, "$250 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $250."
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